Fat Envelope Watch: Semi-Success!

For those of you who recall, Fat Envelope Watch (F.E.W.) began in January. After a month and a half of (im)patient waiting, I got my first fat envelope today!... only it turns out it was actually thin.

BOOO!!

OK, so it was physically thin. If you read the details, though, I'm not going to complain... 'cause it's actually worth about four and a half times what I make in a single year. (Of course, that doesn't actually say anything about what I make in a year, but that's neither here nor there.)

My first question: Why the hell don't these things come fully loaded with confetti? This envelope totally needed confetti.

Mental note: When you run a department, send significant offers in envelopes filled with confetti.

- Mel(li) :)